Cory: [about the house Topanga's babysitting at] You should have just said "it’s the house with the flying duck on the mailbox".
Topanga: You really notice mailboxes, don’t you?
Phryne: Salem, you’re the only one who understands me.
Jack: Yeah, but it doesn’t mean I care.
Gus: Now, we'll empty our minds.
Shawn: That, I can do.
Xander: Let me guess, you failed your first try?
Buffy: I'll get it next time.
Giles: I'm sure you will. But unfortunately, there's a penalty.
Buffy: No dessert?
Mac: You'll never guess who just asked me out? Cassidy!
Veronica: Should I still guess?
Spencer: I have to go. I have to meet someone...
Aria: Your old boyfriend?
Spencer: No, my therapist
[Lorelai and Rory are meditating and the phone rings]
Lorelai: I hear bells... Have I reached Nirvana?
Rory: It's the phone.
Lorelai: [disappointed] Oh...
Troy: Lord have mercy, look at the number of towels!
Abed: It’s like there’s one towel for each person!
Emma: I'm too weak to lie, I didn't wear my mittens.
[Snow feels Emma's forehead]