Sam: We got to fix whatever you did to change the future.
Jack: No, look, I kept a low profile, okay? I know the rules.
Sam: The rules?
Jack: The time-travel rules.
Emma: Hook you know, our friend? he's got a mustache, a goatee, he wears a lot of jewelry, makes all these jokes, only looks out for himself.
Charming: I'm friends with that guy?
Max: Okay, so who'd you piss off this time?
Alec: Maybe he pissed me off. Is that a possibility?
Max: Yeah, it's least likely.
D'Argo: Tell me you have a plan.
John: Why would I need a plan? I've got you.
D'Argo: That's true.
Walt: Are you crying?
Vic: No.
Walt: Cause' crying will not be tolerated.
Vic: Shut up. I am so armed.
Max: What if you had gotten him mad and something did happen?
Liz: A bucket of cold water, it works on dogs.
Giles: You don't have any hobbies?
Buffy: Yeah. Slaying.
Giles: Sounds relaxing.
Jack: I have a theory.
Jo: Surprise.
Jack: You're not going to like it.
Jo: Surprise again.
Ron: You want to grab something to eat?
Leslie: How about pancakes?
Ron: Yeah, I could eat some pancakes.
Lee: Keep your hands where I can see them.
Kara: Okay, what am I gonna do, pull out another gun?