Shawn: *Gently taps table*
Gus: *Taps back*
Juliet: What are they doing?
Lassiter: Morse code.
Shawn: *Aggressively taps table*
Gus: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Shawn: I will send my army to attack!
Shawn: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*
Juliet: Apologize now.
Shawn, sighing: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--
Lassiter: What's that?
Gus, already been though this once: Remorse code.
Lassiter, narrowing his eyes: I’m even angrier now.
Juliet: Would you slap your best friend in the face for two million dollars?
Gus: I would roundhouse kick Shawn in the face for free.
Shawn:It’s dark in here
Juliet:
Shawn:I’m not scared of anything. I am a tough guy.
Juliet:
Shawn:
Juliet:Do you want me to hold your hand?
Shawn:Oh thank god! I thought I was gonna have to ask you.
Gus: She has to read my energy in person. Don't you know how science works?
Shawn: Hey hey, you know I don't
Gus: Shawn, when has arguing ever helped the situation?
Shawn: Arguing? Not very often, but whining… [to Juliet] Please?
Shawn: We live by a strict code.
Gus: No, we don't. We've been winging it since day one.
Carlton: Hello Spencer.
Shawn: Hiya Lassie. Let me ask you a question. You're a man of the world, right? Does my ass look big in these pants?
Carlton: I figured I'd find you guys here. The trail was too easy to follow. Any idiot could find you.
Shawn: Evidently.
Shawn: I laugh in the face of danger.
Gus: You cried for 45 minutes and begged Juliet not to leave you, so Henry had to go get you ice cream.
Shawn: That was ages ago.
Gus: It was 10 minutes ago.
Shawn: i mean it's crazy!
Gus: what
Shawn: we finish each other's-
Gus: sentences. it better be sentences. touch my sandwich and i will slit your throat.
Gus: ...So what's it like dating Juliet?
Shawn: Once, I asked her for a water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."
Gus: Now, we'll empty our minds.
Shawn: That, I can do.
Gus: I got your text. When you're going through a "Taylor Swift-like range of emotions," I should come over, right?
Shawn: You were the only one that I could talk to. Being brown, you have the wisdom of a thousand white women.
Gus: This is like stepping back in time. Shawn: The past is prologue, Gus. Men like us have to keep looking to the future. Gus: What the hell are you talking about? Shawn: I don't know
Henry: Any news on Juliet Carlton?
Shawn: She’s been moved. We can no longer see her on the CCTV.
Carlton: Yes. Feel free to butt in, Shawn!