Kirk: This is Captain Jim Kirk of the USS Enterprise.
[gunfire]
Spock: Apparently, they've heard of you.
Kirk: We feel somewhat responsible for this.
Spock: "Somewhat"?!
Spock: Well, to use one of your expressions, you're going to have to take one for the team.
Kirk: Technically, I've already taken two.
Kirk: Oh, Spock darling, would you like some tea?
Spock: [Nods then walks away]
Kirk: That nod meant no, apparently.
Lorelai: I need to eat. Has anyone got a kebab?
Kirk: D'you want some chewing gum?
Lorelai: Tutti frutti?
Kirk: I like it.
Kirk: Any good with this gun, Lorelai?
Lorelai: Give it back and I'll demonstrate.
Kirk: Ever fire it in anger?
Lorelai: I'd love to right now.
Rory: I thought Kirk had everything under control. I thought you've been going in to the office.
Kirk: Yes, and I've enjoyed that. It's just that I was constantly being called to the phone, or I was asked a question, or I was being resuscitated and it was really hard to get a good work flow going.
Luke: Who's complaining about the eggs?
Kirk: Oh, no complaints, just observations.
Luke: Such as?
Kirk: The eggs are not good. Its normally a moot point at the a la carte price of $2.95. I love eggs. I love 'em fried, scrambled, soft-boiled, florentine. These I didn't love. So who do we blame - the hen or the cook?
[Luke glares at Kirk]
Kirk: Let's blame the hen.
[Luke walks away]
Kirk: [offhand] He's a nice guy.
Lorelai: Codenames: Mine is "Eagle 1."
Lorelai: Chris is "Been there, done that".
Lorelai: Luke is "Currently doing that." [They high-five]
Lorelai: Kirk is "It happened once in dream."
Lorelai: Sookie is "If I had to pick a chick."
Lorelai: Michel is "Eagle 2."
Michel: Oh, thank God.