Gus: She has to read my energy in person. Don't you know how science works?
Shawn: Hey hey, you know I don't
Gus: Shawn, when has arguing ever helped the situation?
Shawn: Arguing? Not very often, but whining… [to Juliet] Please?
Shawn: We live by a strict code.
Gus: No, we don't. We've been winging it since day one.
Shawn: I laugh in the face of danger.
Gus: You cried for 45 minutes and begged Juliet not to leave you, so Henry had to go get you ice cream.
Shawn: That was ages ago.
Gus: It was 10 minutes ago.
Shawn: i mean it's crazy!
Gus: what
Shawn: we finish each other's-
Gus: sentences. it better be sentences. touch my sandwich and i will slit your throat.
Gus: ...So what's it like dating Juliet?
Shawn: Once, I asked her for a water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."
Gus: Now, we'll empty our minds.
Shawn: That, I can do.
Gus: I got your text. When you're going through a "Taylor Swift-like range of emotions," I should come over, right?
Shawn: You were the only one that I could talk to. Being brown, you have the wisdom of a thousand white women.
Gus: This is like stepping back in time. Shawn: The past is prologue, Gus. Men like us have to keep looking to the future. Gus: What the hell are you talking about? Shawn: I don't know
Henry: Take her out to dinner. After the case is over.
Shawn: Juliet?
Henry: Hmm and take Gus the next night, you know how he gets.
Gus: Juliet wasn't attracted to you because he thought you were couth.
Shawn: Gus, that is a word that only women are allowed to use when they're really angry with another woman.
Gus: Couth. You know, the opposite of uncouth.
Shawn: Right, because if I didn't know what couth meant putting an un in front of it makes it perfectly clear. Who's dumb now?
Gus: Obviously I am.
Gus: You can't compare The Matrix to Crouching Tiger.
Shawn: Crapping Tiger is a chick flick with kung-fu.
Shawn: So, I’m a freak now?
Gus: You’ve always been a freak.
Gus: Check out what I found when I was takin' out the trash! [Shown wearing a top hat]
Shawn: That is the most ridiculous hat I have ever seen. [voiceover] And I must have it!
Shawn: You've never swung an ax in your life.
Gus: I've swung a lot of things that would surprise you.
Shawn: What does that even mean?
Juliet: So, is it working? Has he said anything?
Gus: Talked about fabric, briefly.
Lassiter: He just called me a woman.
Gus: So I think it's working.
Shawn: I don't think this was an act of grave robbing, Gus.
Gus: No, that's what we were doing.