Hook: How do I get Emma to like me?
Snow White: Just be yourself
Hook: First of all, I don't even know myself
Emma: Man, you get everyone to confess.
Charming: I think it's the uniform. Do you have anything to confess?
Emma: Yes. You embarrass me.
Emma: But everybody hates you Regina!
Regina: (coming back into Granny's Dinner) I'm aware!
Regina: We feel somewhat responsible for this.
Emma: "Somewhat"?!
Emma: When you said you were "magical in bed" this isn't quite what I was expec
Hook: *holds up an eight of clubs* Is this your card?
Emma:*softly* Holy shit.
Emma: I'm too weak to lie, I didn't wear my mittens.
[Snow feels Emma's forehead]
Hook: You’re a horrible person! Emma: And you are a man who wears eyeliner! Hook: ...It makes my eyes look good. Emma: *quietly* it does.
Emma: There was corpse at my wedding! Regina: Hey, I know Gold's not an exciting guy...
Emma: [looking at apartment] Oh, my gosh. Have you ever seen anything so beautiful?
Hook: [looking at Emma] Nope. Never.
Emma: You dropped your gun.
Hook: It was empty.
Emma: You only fired one shot.
Hook: There are more?
Emma: Is there any reason why you are such a bitch to me?
Regina: Yes, because it's my mission in life to destroy you.
Hook: I can't seem to get it open.
Emma: You want me to open it. That's why you called me all the way up here, to open your laptop?
Hook: I would be beholden to you.
Snow: [To Hook] You're a crazy bastard. You know that?
Emma: Welcome to my world.
Emma: Hook you know, our friend? he's got a mustache, a goatee, he wears a lot of jewelry, makes all these jokes, only looks out for himself.
Charming: I'm friends with that guy?
Emma: The world doesn't work this way.
Hook: So change the world.
Hook: I'm gonna go kiss some babes.
Emma: It's babies, you moron.
Hook: My way's more fun.
Hook: Hi.
Emma: Hey.
Snow: Hi.
Hook: Hi.
Charming: Hi.
Emma: I have to get going.
Hook: Yeah, me too.
Emma: Bye
Hook: Bye. Bye.
Snow: Bye.
Emma: Bye.
Snow: Bye.
Emma: Bye.
Charming: Bye.
[Hook and Emma leave.]
Charming: What the hell was that?
Snow: That was episode one of "Emma and Hook: The Early Years".