Eliot: I have yet to encounter a problem where a knife didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.
Hardison [reading a fortune cookie]: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same
Parker and Eliot [mouth full of takeout]: kill two
Nathan: There is only one way of settling this.
Eliot: Knife fight!
Nathan:
Nathan: Alright there are two ways of settling this.
Elliot: let me see what you have
Parker: a knife!
Elliot: nO!!
Parker: *whispering* Kill everybody…
Parker: Kill everybod-
Elliot: No!
Parker: Well fuck you then.
Parker: I wish you could block people in real life.
Hardison: Restraining order.
Elliot: Murder.