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Lorelai: Codenames: Mine is "Eagle 1."

Lorelai: Chris is "Been there, done that".

Lorelai: Luke is "Currently doing that." [They high-five]

Lorelai: Kirk is "It happened once in dream."

Lorelai: Sookie is "If I had to pick a chick."

Lorelai: Michel is "Eagle 2."

Michel: Oh, thank God.

#gg #gilmore girls #source: parks and rec #misquote #incorrect quotes #codenames #code names #lorelai #lorelai gilmore #luke #luke danes #kirk #sookie #sookie st. james #michel #chris #christopher #christopher hayden

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Mulder: Codenames: Mine is "Eagle 1."

Mulder: Diana is "Been there, done that".

Mulder: Scully is "Currently doing that." [They high-five]

Mulder: Krycek is "It happened once in dream."

Mulder: Skinner is "If I had to pick a dude."

Mulder: The Smoking Man is "Eagle 2."

The Smoking Man: Oh, thank God.

#the x files #x files #parks and recreation #parks and rec #misquote #incorrect quotes #mulder #scully #diana #krycek #the smoking man #skinner #I will never try of this #I will do this for every show I have ever watched #codenames #code names

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Spike: Codenames: Mine is "Eagle 1."

Spike: Drusilla is "Been there, done that".

Spike: Buffy is "Currently doing that." [They high-five]

Spike: Willow is "It happened once in dream."

Spike: Angel is "If I had to pick a dude."

Spike: Faith is I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about it.

Spike: Xander is "Eagle 2."

Xander: Oh, thank God.

#btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #parks and recreation #parks and rec #misquote #incorrect quotes #buffy #spike #angel #xander #faith #drusilla #codenames #code names

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John Crichton: Codenames: Mine is "Eagle 1."

John Crichton: Zaan is "Been there, done that".

John Crichton: Aeryn is "Currently doing that."

[They high-five]

John Crichton: Scorpius is "It happened once in a dream."

John Crichton: Ka D'Argo is "If I had to pick a dude."

John Crichton: Chiana is "I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about it."

John Crichton: Pilot is "Eagle 2."

Pilot: Oh, thank God.

#farscape #parks and recreation #parks and rec #john crichton #aeryn sun #zaan #scorpius #ka d'argo #chiana #pilot #codenames #code names #I love this meme #I love this bit

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Jack: Codenames: Mine is "Eagle 1."

Jack: Sara is "Been there, done that".

Jack: Sam is "Currently doing that."

[They high-five]

Jack: Doctor Frasier is "It happened once in a

dream."

Jack: Teal'c is "If I had to pick a dude."

Jack: Vala is I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about

it.

Jack: Daniel is "Eagle 2."

Daniel: Oh, thank God.

#stargate sg1 #parks and recreation #parks and rec #sg1 #incorrect quotes #misquote #codenames #code names #jack o'neill #samantha carter #teal'c #frasier #doc frasier #vala #daniel jackson