Kara: What if they start shooting? How am I supposed to run in a dress?
Lee: Good heavens! What kind of dinner parties have you been to?
Kara: *whispering* I really like you and I wanna kiss you lots
Lee: huh?
Kara: I said you suck!!
Sam: Who's colonel Tigh?
Kara: Another lunatic with the wrong number of eyes.
Lee: Kara! I'm so glad to see you! How are you? Kara: Still dead, otherwise good.
Kara: Truce?
Lee: It's against my better judgment!
Kara: Don't worry, it takes time for the venom to recharge!
Lee: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Kara: First of all, no one should ever be in those shoes.
Lee: Keep your hands where I can see them.
Kara: Okay, what am I gonna do, pull out another gun?
Kara: If a Adama has a shot, he takes a shot.
Laura: Is that a drinking game?
Lee: Yeah , it should be.
[Lee just bought a gift for Kara]
Karl: So, Lee, you finally broke down, huh? What'd you get her? Earrings? A little bracelet?
Lee: No, I got her way more than a piece of jewelry. I got her a gift that really says something - a diamond engagement ring.
Gaius As a joke?
Lee: No, you guys, I'm gonna ask Kara to marry me.
Gaius: As a joke?
Lee: My turn now bitch.
Kara: What'd you just call me?
Lee: You heard me, B, I, T, C...
Kara: Oh, look at that. The ring girl just lost her top.
Lee: Yeah... [he turns to look anyway and Kara kicks him in the 'crown jewels', she gently pushes his head and he falls to the ground]
Kara: Ooops. [Guy in charge comes into the ring an announces that Kara is the new champ]