Spencer: I have to go. I have to meet someone...
Aria: Your old boyfriend?
Spencer: No, my therapist
Spencer: We got a little . . . distracted after that. There were some things we needed to take care of. Hanna: What she means is that we had to drag a drunk Emily away before she ended up in jail.
Spencer: [to Hanna] You mind if I tag along? Please?
Aria: Wow, Spencer said please!
Hanna: Why are you so into photography?
Aria: I feel like photos really capture our collective unconscious. Plus being pretentious really works on me.
Aria: Well improvised, Spencer.
Spencer: There is a madness to the method.
Emily: Who are the rosary beads for?
Aria: They're mine
Emily: What do you need rosary beads for?
Aria: They're cute.
Emily: They're for prayer.
Aria: Well, pray they match my blue suit.
Emily: They've just upgraded you to a queen-size bed, jacuzzi tub, junior suite in hell.
Hanna: Well, I say we celebrate.
Spencer: Oh, not with a song...
Aria: Let's celebrate sitting down.
Spencer: You are so cute. How did you get to be so cute?
Aria: Well, my grandfather was Swedish and my grandmother was actually a tiny little bunny.
[Aria enters a room and stands behind Spencer]
Spencer: You've been avoiding me, Aria.
Aria: How do you do that without turning around?
Spencer: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you, but... here we are.
Spencer: Codenames: Mine is "Eagle 1."
Spencer: Toby is "Been there, done that".
Spencer: Caleb is "Currently doing that."
Spencer: Hanna is "It happened once in a dream."
Spencer: Aria is "If I had to pick a girl."
Spencer: Emily is I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about it.
Spencer: Mona is "Eagle 2."
Mona: Oh, thank God.