Parker: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Elliot: Wasn't Hardison with you?
Hardison: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Hardison: Isn’t that unethical?
Parker: What? No.
Hardison: Unethical as in morally wrong.
Parker: Oh! Then yes.
Hardison: i did a bad thing...
Elliot: does it affect me?
Hardison: no-
Elliot: THEN SUFFER IN SILENCE.
Hardison [reading a fortune cookie]: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same
Parker and Eliot [mouth full of takeout]: kill two