Lorelai: Can I make a suggestion that you won't like?
Luke: Do you make any other kind?
Mona: You don't lose control.
Alison: Thanks.
Mona: No, you've got to lose control, let your instincts take over... That's why you don't win.
Willow: Jenny gave the disk to me before she died.
Xander: What, as opposed to after she died?
Scully: So, what's the charge this time?
Mulder: Striking a superior asshole.
Scully: And I bet you've been waiting all day to say that one.
Mulder: Most of the afternoon, yeah.