Shawn: *Gently taps table*
Gus: *Taps back*
Juliet: What are they doing?
Lassiter: Morse code.
Shawn: *Aggressively taps table*
Gus: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Juliet: Would you slap your best friend in the face for two million dollars?
Gus: I would roundhouse kick Shawn in the face for free.
Shawn:It’s dark in here
Juliet:
Shawn:I’m not scared of anything. I am a tough guy.
Juliet:
Shawn:
Juliet:Do you want me to hold your hand?
Shawn:Oh thank god! I thought I was gonna have to ask you.
Gus: Shawn, when has arguing ever helped the situation?
Shawn: Arguing? Not very often, but whining… [to Juliet] Please?
Gus: ...So what's it like dating Juliet?
Shawn: Once, I asked her for a water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."
Henry: Take her out to dinner. After the case is over.
Shawn: Juliet?
Henry: Hmm and take Gus the next night, you know how he gets.
Suspect: Who's your supervisor? I want a name.
Shawn: Oh, I'm sorry. Here, let me spell it out for you. U-N-C-L-E S-A...
Juliet: "Uncle Sam." He's patriotic and he can spell. Isn't he cute?
Juliet: Have you seen Shawn?
Lassiter: Not since weapons training.
Juliet: He stop saying "bang" when he pulls the trigger?
Lassiter: Mostly. Now if he can just learn the difference between the safety release and the magazine release, we will be making real progress.
Juliet: So, is it working? Has he said anything?
Gus: Talked about fabric, briefly.
Lassiter: He just called me a woman.
Gus: So I think it's working.
Shawn: Juliet’s gonna expect me to tell her that I love her. Aw, man, I gotta do something now. Think, you gotta think, Shawn — OW!
Gus: Thinking cramp?
Shawn: Yeah.
Gus: I get those, too.
Juliet: I'm waiting.
Gus: Just say it and she'll go home.
Shawn: Fine. [pause] You know, you're right, Juliet, the Fonz could beat up Bruce Lee. [winces]
Juliet: Thank you!
Juliet: I have a terrible secret. Please don't ask me what it is.
Shawn: I don't want to know what it is! [Pause] Are you a man?
Juliet: Really, Shawn? You want to see me naked?
Shawn: Kind of.