Carol: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Daryl: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
Karen: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Foggy: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Karen: Yes!
Matt: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
Villanelle: If it makes you feel any better-
Eve: Whatever you're about to say is going to make me feel ten times worse
Kevin: And now for a gay update with Patty and Allison.
Patty: Getting gayer.
Kevin: Thank you, Patty.
House: You are the constant when solving a differential equation.
Wilson: Thanks?
House: Forgettable.
Ciri: Can I keep the nightlight on?
Geralt: And provide the monsters with a beacon to your location? Use your head.
Booth: yeah I give up. I'm tired
Angela: quick, get the emergency supply!
Hodgins: *brings Bones into the room*
Bones: AND I AM BACK BABY LET'S GOOO
Shawn: *Gently taps table*
Gus: *Taps back*
Juliet: What are they doing?
Lassiter: Morse code.
Shawn: *Aggressively taps table*
Gus: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Elliot: That's not funny.
Parker: I thought it was funny.
Elliot: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.
Jaskier: Why are their small handprints all over the walls?!
Geralt: [crouches down to whisper to Ciri] why are their little handprints on the walls?
Ciri: Because I have little hands Daddy
Geralt: Because she has little hands Jaskier
Richard: alright everyone we will meet here in one hour, sync your watches.
Kahlan: mine doesn’t do that
Cara: I don’t wear a watch
Zedd: time is a construct
Richard: *breathes in heavily*
Michael: Why can’t I meet your family Maria? I won you over didn’t I?
Maria: You can’t get my parents that drunk Michael.
Anya: I would say I outdid myself
Anya: But I'm always this good
Anya: So I just did myself
Madi: *Stubs her toe* FUCK!
Clarke: Mind your language!
Madi: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Clarke:
Madi: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
Dan: Lucifer, can you just shut up for a second? Im trying to think!
Lucifer progressively getting louder: Don’t mind me! I know its hard to do something for the first time
Villanelle: I can explain.
Eve: Can you?
Villanelle: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
Sophie: You know Parker, it wouldn’t hurt to just be a little positive! maybe even change up a sentence or two?*
later*
Parker: I hope you get hit by a semi.
Parker: I hope you get hit by a semi…… and live.