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me if i was a lobsta

"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud

the bladed forearms of a twink are meant to help it scale sheer surfaces & impale prey

theres a certain breed of men that is so funny to me

the sleeeperrrrr

people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"

huge tail. thump!

evil infodumping where you just tell lies

older brother

Hello fictional man, you badly need therapy. Unfortunately, what I’ll be giving you instead is men and more feelings.

Stop normalizing the grind and start normalizing whatever this is

White hair magic whore boys are a protected species i think

my problem-solving skills leave a lot to be desired