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scattered papers

@distantwings / distantwings.tumblr.com

I blog, and reblog, and tweet like a bird. Like an awkward turtleduck.
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Twinkle twinkle little slut,name one guy you haven’t fucked.

Twinkle twinkle little prick, slut shaming makes you a dick

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*Chatting about marriage and divorce rates in Australia*
Girl in my class: Marriage rates have actually gone down according to google.
Me: Well let gays get married and that marriage rate will go up.
Teacher: God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.
Me: Yeah, well, God didn't create boob jobs but you still have one.
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