disimilis reblogged
dailyforbes
what if A is dan humphrey
I was in preschool and a girl actually kissed me on the cheek. I didn’t know what to do. I didn’t know what it meant, so I instantly grabbed her face and kissed her on the lips. And, then I got suspended.
she’s so touched for a moment
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE BEST THING EVER XD
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.