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better luck next time, don't worry so much

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it's just me, rosalyn diseasehaver 🍑 she/her 🍑 twentysomething teenage anarchist 🍑 grass grows birds fly sun shines and brother i post snoopy 🍑 freaks only 🍑 18+
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being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon

i got a big bang theory box set and a bazinga t shirt for christmas when i was 16

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cozy2000

my dad wanted to get me a psych eval so i could say "im not crazy. my father had me tested." like sheldon did and after the psych eval they diagnosed me with paranoid schizophrenia

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baboon-87

this could be the funniest thing that has happened to anyone ever. my condolences king

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Watching Sesame Street as a kid you think Bert is uptight and inflexible, as an adult you see Ernie and inconsiderate and obnoxious.

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diseasehaver

i’ve never thought such awful things about bert and ernie

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diseasehaver

several years ago the guy from the scumbag steve meme did a rap about it and the hook is stuck in my head to this day

thought about the scumbag steve rap again

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