Long live the Master Chief.

PART TWO: THE END

Art by Essi Välimäki

Babe are you okay you reblogged "am I no good?" 15 times

the amount of women out here theorycrafting heinously pseudoscientific and delusional copes for why the men they date act like they don’t give a fuck about her makes me want to tear my hair out. i lose 6 months off my life every time i hear about “anxious attachment.” please get real

he ignores you for days at a time because he doesn’t care. he ghosts after sex because that is all he wanted from you. he strings you along but refuses an exclusive relationship because he does not want to date you. he won’t introduce you to his friends because you are not one of his friends. he doesn’t do his share of the housework because he thinks you should do it. he acts inconsiderate because he does not think about you. his words don’t match his actions because the words are lies.

postulating about his “attachment style” and his “unhealed trauma” and his “neurodivergence” and the deep conflicting reasons for his behavior is a waste of your fucking time. he acts like he doesn’t like you because he does not like you, and because he can get away with it. y’all are making up a whole different man in your head because you so badly want to believe he isn’t a womanhating parasite. you are imagining a soul in the dried up corpse of a roach. you are projecting depth and vulnerability onto a dog shit wedged in your shoe. stop giving losers the benefit of the doubt PLEASE i am on my knees like a dog BEGGING all women

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"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."

Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]

HEY wanna read but annoyed on where to find copies of books?

Here's an archive with millions of PDFs of books and papers and magazines and essays and stuff.

Zlibrary is still alive and the new domain is updated on the Wikipedia page

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Don't forget the very way the company is structured.

They're sending small groups of people in voyages that last more than a year with quarters that don't lock, and from their posters, the company seems to have a "if there's any trouble *everyone* gets punished" policy.

Mouthwashing

"Useless ray of goddamn sunshine. You could have taught an old fool like me a lot."

Referenced Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan (1885)

take responsibility.

read: i promised myself mouthwashing wouldn't become another hyperfixation. i am a liar.

curly's biggest mistake

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This is the oldest undeleted Post on Tumblr, posted October 24th, 2006. It has a Post ID of 53, so technically it was the 53rd Post ever created.

And this is the second oldest Post on Tumblr right now:

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happy mc pee pants disses kingdom hearts day

@kh-heritage-posts

Oh frick