I saw a painting of Jesus in agony (not on a cross) in an art museum and thought of Astarion. Don’t get me wrong, I want Astarion to be happy, but part of me wants to see him tied up, bloody, with a crown of thorns or something along those lines.

I don't even like kids, but I would have Halsin's babies.

I want to give Gale a long massage. Twisting his body all while casting those spells and adventuring all day cannot be good for his arms and especially his poor knees! And him always looking down reading books is not good for his spine! This poor spellcaster needs a well deserved spa day.

I absolutely love the hug option during Astarion's Act 2 confession scene. The poor thing's hands are shaking, he braces himself as if he's waiting to be struck, but instead he's embraced. The look on his face is heartbreakingly precious and it melted my heart when I first saw it.

I bet Karlach's pussy tastes good

Even if it doesn't that won't deter me

Me seeing Halsin as an aftercare king has somehow looped around to me wanting to give this man the best aftercare of his life

I think Halsin railing me until my legs are naught but jelly and I cannot stand much less walk would heal me of all my ailments mental or physical

And you know damn well his aftercare is top tier and honestly that might be the best part

i want durge to adopt Nabber and teach him to kick ass (non sexual) (or maybe a little sexual?)

so drow society is matriarchal... i'm nonbinary but i want minthara to forcemasc me and take me back to menzoberranzan as her concubine

I want Sarevok to reduce my Durge to nothing but a mindless breeding whore who exists only to bear him more Bhaalspawn

I need to do things to Gortash that would make Loviatar blush

I know that canonically Raphael is bad in bed, but that hasn't stopped me from completely ignoring that fact and fantasizing about him chaining me up in his house and using me as a personal toy. I absolutely melt every time he uses that condescending tone and I'd love to hear him talk to me like that while he's forcing me to suck him off or fucking me without mercy.

Every time I see Rugan, and how tightly his hair is tied back, I just know he sucks cock like he was made for it. I want him on his knees, eager for me, as I manhandle him. I want him to kiss my shaft, lick all the way up it, and suck me until he tastes and swallows my seed.

Looking at Halsin while ovulating is not for the weak like HOLY COW panty soaker he is

I learned I have a sweat kink from how this game renders it on characters when standing in hot areas

gortash from bg3 and varric from dragon age are just the same breed of unshaven titty flaunting slut men