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Tarot, Spells, and 200 Bells

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Ezra || He/Him || Demon enthusiast || Plants and confusion || It's a personal blog
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Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

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being a certain gender doesnt make you evil. youre not automatically evil just because youre a man youre automatically evil because of the amulet

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i always mean it when i say i love you btw

‘but thats a stranger you dont know’ and i love them. i love that they exist and i love that they passed through my life. and i love u too btw

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teathattast

reblog to tell your mutuals you love them for existing

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Things cats were right about all along:

  1. Fuck staying hydrated by drinking enough water - eat! more! wet! food! (watermelon, cucumbers, SOUP!)
  2. Feels great to be really high up in your house where you can see the whole place (loft bed loft bed loft bed loft bed!)
  3. Express yourself as clearly as possible when people are touching you and you don't want them to.
  4. Optional, but you can also express yourself clearly when your people are not touching you and you want them to.
  5. Sometimes it's important to just go "hmm. actually, I don't care" and wander off.
  6. You don't have to be the strongest or toughest to defend yourself, it's enough to just be difficult enough to not be worth the trouble.
  7. Ghosts will eventually leave if you stare at them for long enough.
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