A cool attitude and eyes as clear as water

there's something incestuous about seasoning tofu with soy sauce

crazy that soy can be turned into both flavorless texture and textureless flavor. maybe we should try just keeping both?

Let's try for neither. Take the texture and the flav

Oh wait that's soy milk. Rescind post.

Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.

Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.

Girlies giggling and gasping because they said their 'hear me out' was Gill from Finding Nemo, like

I'm so sorry, babygirl, but that's a hot fish. I know you thought you were being so controversial, but that is one of the most fuckable cartoon fish in existence. This is weaksauce.

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please do not the snail.

please do not the me.

something incredibly American about an Allied trooper yelling brand names at Soviets until they recognize him as an ally.

the absolute funniest plot of nbc hannibal is the fact that the fbi is looking for a serial killer that is highly skilled in evading the police and has been killing for decades in multiple countries, and then they hired a guy who showed up to work like this every day to catch him.

one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

congratulations to the only post i've ever had breach 100k notes without any real discourse or fighting, just a lot of people wearily going, oh, god, same

had to make the inverse situation of this. lets give it up for time blindness yayyy

And a shout out to executive dysfunction

Holy fucking shit of all the possibilities I did not see that one coming.

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doing that big shake that dogs and wolves do would fix me

mentally i'm here

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

still getting notifications from this post 12 years later…… will i ever be free…..

Something something more representation for characters that are intended to be attractive than skinny able-bodied white people something something

The first time I dated a bear he had such a difficult time believing I could be attracted to him because he was fat and hairy and attractive people are not usually represented as fat and hairy. When we would talk about characters that we enjoyed in the various media we consumed together, no matter who I picked it would be a person that didn’t look like him. Either because people who looked like him were flat out not present within the story, or because those that did were always disgusting, mean-spirited, unlikeable, etc.

The few big n’ tall characters that are intended to be attractive and likeable tend to be non-human and bulk muscle, not fat, with minimal hair.

And that really... did a number on his self-esteem, because he had such a hard time believing that I could be attracted to him, with all of his weight and natural hair growth, because he would see me interested in characters that looked much more like me than him.

We always talk about how representation matters and gay representation is always so minimal in the first place, and when it is present it’s always someone skinny or built but never the dude with full beard and big stomach. Those exist too.

I love how people reblogged this with tags saying nice things about bears because all of the bears I’ve spoken to or dated have told me repeatedly that despite the assumed obsession with bears in the community... when it comes to actual romance and intimacy, many of them have given up finding anything even remotely close to long-term because no one seems to be willing to actually pursue them like that.

I know this guy who is literally married and he still brings up to his partner that he should lose weight for them and his partner has to remind him all the time that he is loved no matter what his body image tells him and that he should only try losing weight if he wants to. Not for anyone else except his own self.

The bear community is literally the best, no matter where I go if there’s a bear club there they are always super nice and welcoming and very come-as-you-are. So any big guys out there that may be reading this post and thinking it can’t possibly apply to you because you feel so unloved, it does apply to you and you do deserve happiness.

"It was just a joke!"

Sure. It also wasn't very funny and it bombed. And now you have to deal with that.

"You can't even tell a joke anymore!?"

You can and you did. And people can react to it. Here we are.

“I’m being SILENCED”

Damn I wish you were but here I am, still hearing you

Having a national platform but not being unanimously adored == censorship.

I think it’s so funny how we have to speak to men like preschoolers when it comes to having empathy for women. like hey buddy… I know you think girls are icky :( but remember your mommy? your mommy is a girl! and then they’re like ohhhh… mommy IS a girl.. and I do like mommy… this is starting to come together