hey man i'm going on vacation for 86 yoctoseconds can you watch my pet hydrogen-5 isotope while i'm gone

the soggy slurper

can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?

Sure! You always did that when we were younger!

the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe

hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you

"syntax error: unclosed if at line 56": perfect error message, tells me exactly what I need to fix and exactly where to look for it.

"memory write failure at address 0xeb008a": good error message. describes the problem well enough to enable troubleshooting by an experienced user.

"something went wrong, please try again": bad error message. does not tell me anything useful.

"oops! something blooped! 🙁": I will kill you with my bare teeth

accidentally hit something on the treadmill at my gym and it opened a web browser??

they're shoehorning in deckbuilder elements into everything these days, even the sketchy hypnosis app mysteriously downloaded onto my phone requires me to play three floors of slay the spire before I can use it now

from what i can tell this guy got in a serious accident while tryna clean his teeth

im not very tuned into the indie gaming scene so when i saw a bunch of posts of what appeared to be a skinless man in bandages tagged "mouthwashing" i was like. damn. you know how it is with dental hygiene.

the paper airplane competition ➿✈️

rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

that's okay cybertrucks are doing a fine job destroying themselves

Okay but mythbusters would do it better