stupid opossum with a Pokémon obsession

not for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“okay 💖 yay💖” really changed a generation

this evil version of it is killing me

my favorite kind of character is the kind who deep in their soul is constantly screaming LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME and outwardly expressing literally anything else

AAAAAARG I LOVE THEM

"Sister, i hope you are watching over this fight, we will do whatever it takes to reclaim Vah Ruta and bring peace for not only Zora Domain and of Hyrule, but for your sake as well "

he sure customized the delivery experience

y’all ever see a piece of fan content about your favorite character that is so horrifically different from what you personally believe and you just

Jacques Monneraud’s Remarkable Ceramic Vessels Meticulously Mimic Corrugated Cardboard

not a wolf, not a dog, but a secret third thing

CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

happy tiger mug tuesday

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

gshsjb

i would like to starve children, personally