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07/07/2017

Me

Ya     F E E L     me ?

Sometimes God separates you from a lot of people so you can grow in solitude.

here’s the caption from twitter

@iamwakeema: Testing new hairstyles for Monica #dynasty season 2. Which is your favorite? Glam squad: @dayvidwilson @makeupandmoore #naturalhair #naturalhairstyles #monicacolby #wakeemahollis

‪i wonder what version of me exists in your mind

boys night

Hay guys I have a past due medical bill from when I had my gallbladder taken out last year. I’m super stressed because I’ve been getting a lot of calls from the collection agency and I’m pretty sure since the bill is so old that they will be taking me to court pretty soon. My [email protected] I would appreciate any help with this at all. Thanks.

Lençóis Maranhenses National Park, Brazil | Photographer: Michael Anderson

Tiny baby on the bus: 👀

Me: 👀

McDonald’s Just Called Trump “A Disgusting Excuse Of A President” On Twitter

The tweet, briefly pinned to the fast food restaurant’s account, was quickly deleted (of course).

BYE THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE

nO StOP IT

i aM DEAD

FUCK OFF OK

@mynameiseyyyyyy

hognoses are fucking ridiculous

ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “… the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca. Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”

I want to point out this particular one is a baby. It’s still learning how LONG to play dead, that’s why it keeps waking up to check if it worked. It’s doing it’s best ok?