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18+ tag is notsfw | 23 years on this planet | he/him| Black mixed | Asexual Bi | T shot 8/22/2023 | I don’t reblog aid posts | Icon from Litchikitty
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Did anyone else who grew up using the girls bathroom regularly get cornered in there by people trying to pressure them to dress more girly or was that just me

Two things happened in the girls bathroom. Summoning ghosts and cornering the weird kid while they washed their hands.

People also threatened to tear my clothes off a couple times growing up because they thought the way I dressed was stupid but don’t worry I’m not under the impression that that’s normal

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Like actually in general my parents never just. bought me video games unprompted. I listen to Scott the Woz talk about his parents buying him games and Nintendo Power subscriptions just for no reason and I'm like. ?????? Families do that?

Okay let's do this

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Honestly, it's too bad that Wolfwood's DNA didn't get fucked up/independent plant-ified when he got experimented on, to the point where he's gone some 'ahem' extra equipment that he doesn't know about....Until he gets into trouble with the twins and... All I'm saying is, pregnant Wolfwood? >:3 Hell ye

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MEEEEEEE I'M RRHGGHFRGHGGGHH he'd be so fucking cute with a baby bump shut. UP. i'm going to jump off the roof.

like i'm just. i. i'm. sorry i'm like about to go to bed so my brain is SO fuzzy atm, but. BUT!!! i'm pulling this one with transdude ww just because i cannot be fucked to figure out how a butt vagina works at this moment in time (butthole preg has always been so funny to me like girl that is a cloaca). haha. hehe. he probably thinks he gets dizzy around the twins when they're ovulating because of like. pheromones or something. thinks everyone else experiences it too (they don't, at least not to a potent degree) and just doesn't talk about it. so of course ignoring that gets him into trouble, because next thing he knows he's. well. *coughs.* i'm not gonna get inappropriate okay... but he wakes up between two very happy, sated plants. that is all i will say.

oh yeah, he's got a significant swell to his belly too. vaguely remembers something about getting laid in — those pheromones will fuck a guy up, alright — and comes to the conclusion that he's been thoroughly egged by both twins, if their flat stomachs say anything at all. it's probably a "false pregnancy," a.k.a. the eggs aren't fertilized so he'll absorb some of them within the next week, and then pass the rest (extra pain in the ass if he doesn't have an ovipositor. rip to a king), but it's still suuuuch a pain. he has to pee all the time and he's always hungry and his stomach feels so fucking tight and vash and knives won't fucking leave him alone... but also the attention's not so bad... and maybe he finds himself considering what it would be like if they'd actually given him some viable eggs...

so many possibilities. wolfwood is like crack to both of those boys, i swear to god.

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JUST HAD AN IDEA BLOODBORNE TRIGUN AU EVERYONE LISTEN LISTEN TO MEEE

VASH AS THE HUNTER, KNIVES PREYING ON THOSE WHO EXPLOIT THE OLD BLOOD, WOLFWOOD AS THE TRAVELING PRIEST/HUNTER, MERYL AND MILLY AS THE NEWCOMERS WHO ARE SO FUCKING CONFUSED BY YHARNAM

vash is obviously hiding his true nature and insight, wolfwood and vash have a homoerotic “drink from me” scene, milly has deeper insight than meryl initially, meryl is trying to save who’s left…

i need to go thru bloodborne again bc this is so important to me and i need to draw everyone

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