was joking with @dimdiamond about laios having pregnancy symptoms (morning sickness, mood swings, weird appetite) but everyone excuses it as "oh, laios probably ate something weird again. 🙄"
and it takes 3 months until laios and everyone else to notice that laios is pregnant.
falin, after checking laios: big brother, i think you're pregnant.
kabru in the background: -STARTS SWEATING NERVOUSLY-
yessssssss
he ate something weird > he's just putting on a little weight because of the whole demon thing > he's tired because he's king duh
poor izu though. just like the poop forests.
#strap game virileeeeeee
marcille demanding to know how this could've happened
laios and kabru flashbacking to three months ago when they were having an intense night of sex LOL
there were potions involved. lots of them. they had the whole weekend to themselves and they were going to use it wisely. contraceptives were not on the menu bc they did not think this would do any lasting damage bc everything was supposed to be temporary and theyre still kidding themselves that what they have isnt serious, just an intense best-friendship with intense sex where they do not tell people theyre fucking. dont ask them why that means they wouldnt go put ye olde gutskin condom on jic
i cant lie i think kabru would be equal parts overjoyed and anxious about everything on earth like his tiny family is gaining a new member and his best friend is having a baby and he never saw the possibility that he could be a part of a family again when his whole life has been committed to trying to Solve Dungeons but oops! he knocked up the king!!! (is that legal...?)
meanwhile laios is like. laios also has intensely complicated feelings on this but is just shoving that shit aside to make room for the pure joy of having a baby and nobody can say SHIT about what they eat for months now