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continentalblue

I absolutely adore how every character Owen Wilson plays has such extreme bi energy. Jack from No Escape? Bi. Hutch from Starsky and Hutch? Bi. Jedediah from NATM? Bi as hell

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llynwen

you forgot my boy

#god that picture is literally the EPITOME of gender#i’m going to BURST INTO TEARS#no escape#jack dwyer#starsky and hutch#kenneth hutchinson#night at the museum#natm#jedediah smith#zoolander#hansel mcdonald#owen wilson
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okscomputer

Random bits from the COWCU* 🤠 *(Cowboy Owen Wilson Cinematic Universe)

Shanghai Noon (2000) / The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) / The Late Late Show with James Corden (2021) / Drillbit Taylor (2008) / Zoolander (2001) / Night at the Museum (2006) / Armageddon (1998) / Shanghai Knights (2003)

#*chanting* G E N D E R G E N D E R G E N D E R#i just want to look exactly like roy o'bannon can i do that please#but also like the one in the middle all the way to the left....................#his shirt looks so SOFT#anyway i'm dying besties🤠👍🏼#shanghai noon#shanghai knights#roy o'bannon#the royal tenenbaums#eli cash#drillbit taylor#zoolander#hansel??? is his name just hansel???#wait no i've got it#hansel mcdonald#night at the museum#natm#jedediah smith#armageddon#oscar choi#owen wilson#that was a LOT of tags jesus fucking christ#okay i'm done now have a nice day
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marvel-bozo

@sunflowers-and-frogs A thousand apologies. I fixed it.

So apparently Owen is very versatile so here’s an updated version for @brsb4hls

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ohlookitsthearkhamknight

Don't worry guys I fixed it

THE BEST ADDITION TO THIS DAMN POST!

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wowitslowki

SO TRUE BESTIE

#I AM LITERALLY SHITTING MYSELF#thank you for including shanghai noon because FUCKING. ROY O'BANNON.#the fruitiest cowboy i ever did see#except for that little dude from night at the museum#in conclusion: owen wilson is a FRUITY GUY#owen wilson#marvel#loki#mobius m. mobius#shanghai noon#roy o'bannon#night at the museum#natm#jedediah smith#cars#lightning mcqueen#zoolander#hansel mcdonald#hello lgbtq community#god that was a lot of tags i'm not sorry
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