its always the tiny gay cowboy and his tiny gay roman boyfriend, never the bi cowboy and his bi cowboy/martial artist boyfriend. owen wilson didn’t play a fruity western boy TWICE to be disrespected like that
no bc I’m being serious! we’ve been way too quiet about them for way too long!!!!!!
they had to know what they were doing here I —
owen wilson in shanghai noon (2000)
Random bits from the COWCU* 🤠 *(Cowboy Owen Wilson Cinematic Universe)
Shanghai Noon (2000) / The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) / The Late Late Show with James Corden (2021) / Drillbit Taylor (2008) / Zoolander (2001) / Night at the Museum (2006) / Armageddon (1998) / Shanghai Knights (2003)
endless list of movies i love ☂ Shanghai Noon (2000)
“This is the West, not the East. The sun may rise where we come from… but here is where it sets.
my ideal gender is how owen wilson looks in shanghai noon
@sunflowers-and-frogs A thousand apologies. I fixed it.
So apparently Owen is very versatile so here’s an updated version for @brsb4hls
Don't worry guys I fixed it
THE BEST ADDITION TO THIS DAMN POST!
SO TRUE BESTIE
