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oh to be small in a field of flowers
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you can run away with me anytime you want
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some jedtavius doodles
second picture transcript (my handwriting is not very good):
jedediah: y’know.. i like the skirt you wear. i dont really get it, but the fact that youre wearing it? i appreciate it.
octavius: be quiet.
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I absolutely adore how every character Owen Wilson plays has such extreme bi energy. Jack from No Escape? Bi. Hutch from Starsky and Hutch? Bi. Jedediah from NATM? Bi as hell
you forgot my boy
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Random bits from the COWCU* 🤠 *(Cowboy Owen Wilson Cinematic Universe)
Shanghai Noon (2000) / The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) / The Late Late Show with James Corden (2021) / Drillbit Taylor (2008) / Zoolander (2001) / Night at the Museum (2006) / Armageddon (1998) / Shanghai Knights (2003)
#*chanting* G E N D E R G E N D E R G E N D E R#i just want to look exactly like roy o'bannon can i do that please#but also like the one in the middle all the way to the left....................#his shirt looks so SOFT#anyway i'm dying besties🤠👍🏼#shanghai noon#shanghai knights#roy o'bannon#the royal tenenbaums#eli cash#drillbit taylor#zoolander#hansel??? is his name just hansel???#wait no i've got it#hansel mcdonald#night at the museum#natm#jedediah smith#armageddon#oscar choi#owen wilson#that was a LOT of tags jesus fucking christ#okay i'm done now have a nice day
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jedtavius sketchdump bc I have no life
masculine presenting character: *has long hair*
me: is that a challenge
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Save yourself!
Octavius, go! You make a run for it, I’ll hold them off... I ain’t quittin you!
rainbow pride flag color picked from octavius and jedediah from night at the museum!
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I think if Octavius kissed Jed first, Jed would grin like a loon and say something like “boy howdy” or “hoo mama” or “boo-yah” or “yee-haw” or “yowza” or something equally ridiculous
This is terrible. I love it dndkddk
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“I’ll take that hand now…”
Owen Wilson & Steve Coogan as “Jedediah Smith” and “Octavius” in Night at the Museum (2006 - 2014)
so i re-watched night at the museum as a way to cope with the loki finale and i fell headfirst down the jedtavius rabbit hole
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fell down the rabbit hole
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Steve Coogan as Octavius in the Night at the Museum trilogy (2006-2014) || Michael Sheen as Aziraphale in Good Omens (2019)
companion gifset to this Crowley/Jedediah comparison
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@princess-marida asked: Jedediah or Crowley?
me:
also the obligatory Octavius/Aziraphale comparison, because the ‘renowned British character actor practically screams ‘Let me be gay!!!!!’ with every acting choice’-parallel was just too powerful to ignore
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Jed: [does anything]
Octavius:
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also: imagine octavius in Strict General mode and then jed shows up and says hi or smth and octavius just fucking melts into this way more relaxed posture and this dumb, dopey smile and like when jed leaves he gives the most fucking love-stricken sigh, and then he turns back to his men and he’s back to Serious Business and his men are just like “????!!????!???”
i’m absolutely obsessed with the fact that we all collectively decided to re-watch night at the museum as a way to cope with the loki finale and now the fandom has risen from the depths of tumblr and is plaguing everyone’s dash with jedtavius content