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while aziraphale is the one that took so long to get to the point where he’s ready to be in a relationship with crowley, the second he does, he’s 100% in No Jitters No Nerves No Turning Back. crowley, on the other hand, now that crowley&aziraphale is a reality, is a absolute certified messsssss

aziraphale, on their first date: this is so lovely. the food is delightful, the weather is perfect, and you’re looking handsome as usual. every moment with you is a gift

crowley, short circuiting, This close to bolting: I see a duck

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Concept: Good Omens season 2 where it’s just aziraphale and crowley’s married life in their south downs cottage. it’s an episodic story-of-the-week series with no plot where each episode is just them reminiscing on a specific event in their past. each flashback is treated with the exact same dramaticism and tension of the first season, but it’s cut between shots of them interrupting each other’s retelling of the event to insert their perspective, all while they’re going about their day doing perfectly normal married couple things like eating breakfast and cuddling on the couch.

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every second aziraphael goodomens is onscreen with the other angels he just radiates “uncomfortable gay cousin at the family reunion” vibes. like at no point during the show is he literally listening to his uncle talk about sports and trying not to give away that he doesn’t know either of the teams he’s talking about but spiritually, spiritually that’s exactly where he’s at. 

conversely crowley also has gay cousin vibes around the other demons but in his case, it’s like “yes i am gay and also cooler and better than all of you” vibes. like “FINE i’ll show up but it’ll be late and with iced coffee and also i’ll sit at the kids table and tell them about witchcraft” vibes.

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