“I will love you forever and when ‘forever’ ends, I’ll love you some more.”
For the event, can I request Malleus for this? I need to send ALL my love to him ASAP. Although for this, feel free to have him being the one saying it to reader.
Gender Neutral Reader x Malleus Draconia Word Count: 1.2k
Prompt 51: "I will love you forever and when ‘forever’ ends, I’ll love you some more."
Hi Dialtory! Just wanted to scoot this in lil bit of fanart of Malleus in Monster Mayhem! It's been a while since I've worked with watercolor so excuse it for being a lil bit messy 😺🫶🏼
(Also ik the dress I put him in isn't the one described, but I saw the beauty of Pinterest and couldn't resist hehe)
AhhhHHH Dragon Malleus, by beloved!!! And omg all of it is absolutely lovely, but the little dolls are so perfect and cute!! My heart!!
Gender Neutral Reader x Malleus Draconia Word Count: 3.3k
Summary: 'I'm going to do it,' you thought triumphantly. 'I'm going to invite Malleus Draconia to the next Unbirthday Party as my date.' And naturally, the Universe in all its infinite omnipotence, went 'lol bet.'
A/N: A very fun commission for the lovely @toast-tales
I’m back! After a long, long time LMAO
Here’s a drawing and a minicomic inspired by the @dilatorywriting Monster Mayhem Series. I’m just fall in love with her writing, please go ahead and check her wonderful works!
Oh, Bard!MC 😭 How I’ve missed you.
This is so fun!!! And the expressions are just absolutely *chef’s kiss*
Gender Neutral Reader x Malleus Draconia Word Count: 12.9k
Summary: Slay the dragon? Nah, man. Lay the dragon. Or, Dragon Courting traditions are actually very sweet, and they are going to kill you.
A/N: This is the epilogue for Donkeys & Dragons, but it can also more or less be read on its own as well! If you'd like to read only the 7k+ words of fluffier bits and not the spicier, please stop at the section that begins with '“Tell me more about your human courting traditions."'
🌶️🌶️🌶️ WARNING for Spicy Content!
READ WHAT YOU LIKE, BUT BE MINDFUL OF WHAT YOU READ
GN!Reader x Malleus Draconia vs. Azul Ashengrotto vs. Vil Schoenheit Word Count: 5.3k
Summary: Who knew that in a world of magic, and mayhem, and outright villainy, that it'd be something as stupid as Valentine's Day that would push these idiots over the edge. Or, Malleus, Azul, and Vil go to war over some chocolates
A/N: This MC/Plot takes place in the Heroes vs Villains universe -- specifically Post-Staff's route, rather than any of our other lovely idiot husbands.
Gender Neutral Reader x Malleus Draconia Word Count: 3.3k
Summary: It turns out that befriending a dragon is not as terrible or difficult as you would have thought. But people, unsurprisingly, will always still be awful.
[PART 1] [PART 2] [PART 3] [PART 4] [EPILOGUE]
Gender Neutral Reader x Malleus Draconia Word Count: 3.1k
Summary: Everything's all fun and games until everyone assumes you're just being a Horny BardTM when you have, in fact, actually been kidnapped by a dragon.
🌶️ Obligatory Warning for Mild Spice
Gender Neutral Reader x Malleus Draconia Word Count: 3.0k
Summary: In which your friends are idiots who think gallivanting around a haunted castle surrounded by lava is a great idea. And then there's a dragon.
ie. Or, I watched Shrek this afternoon and could not stop thinking about the memes of the Prefect being Donkey and Malleus as the Dragon.
Gender Neutral Reader x Diasomnia vs. Prince Stefan Word Count: 3.0k
Summary: Woe to the Ramshackle Prefect, being caught up in the drama between the Disney Villains and their respective heroes. Diasomnia Version
ie. Apparently even Crowned Princes aren’t safe from being chastised by their Grandmothers. And all the while, Prince Stefan treats you to a surprisingly heartfelt monologue.
Was doodling a bit while watching Christmas movies - so have a Prince Stefan! Feat my Prefect and a totally not murderous Malleus scribble
Gender Neutral Reader x Diasomnia vs. Prince Stefan Word Count: 3.6k
Summary: Woe to the Ramshackle Prefect, being caught up in the drama between the Disney Villains and their respective heroes. Diasomnia Version
ie. The Festival of Roses continues, pissy dragons and all. Or alternatively, Prince Stefan seems to have zero sense of self-preservation to speak of.
Gender Neutral Reader x Diasomnia vs. Prince Stefan Word Count: 3.9k
Summary: Woe to the Ramshackle Prefect, being caught up in the drama between the Disney Villains and their respective heroes. Diasomnia Version
ie. Wherein Malleus invites you along to Briar Valley's Festival of Roses and Sebek drives you to near insanity. Thankfully (?) getting lost in the chaos means you meet another wayward soul.
Pairings: Malleus Draconia/Fem!Reader; A Bit of Reader/Everyone; Azul Ashengrotto/OC Word Count: 9k Rating: Mostly SFW (some NSFW humor towards the end - ie. includes some literal kink shaming, so...)
Summary: It's not your fault that your best friend is hopelessly, obliviously, in love with Azul Ashengrotto. But a horrible pair of moray eels are going to make it your problem.
A/N: A commission for a friend of mine! Pure, unadulterated, insanity
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“No.”
“Awwww,” Floyd whined. “I know she’s your best friend and all, but what’s a little gossip between other friends, hah?”
You gawked. “You asked what her weaknesses are. Like a stupid video game character, or—or—”
Floyd threw a too-long-arm across your shoulders. “But we’re all friends here, yeah? And she hasn’t been around as long as you have, Shrimpy! At least, with like, y’know,” he pressed down a bit too firmly, “a ‘corporal form’ or whatever. So sometimes you gotta’ reach outward to ask for someone’s bits and bobs. It’s just kidding around stuff, anyways!”
You twitched. Because, yeah, maybe—maybe—joking around about someone’s metaphorical Achille’s Heel could be gentle banter between friends. Maybe. But this was Floyd, so it was clearly a stick up. Or an attempt to destroy you all. Or something.
