(STUMBLES FRANTICALLY INTO YOUR ASK BOX WITH PAPERS FALLING OUT OF MY ARMS)

OKAY SO I sent an ask about Lilia some time ago for funsies because I really love how you write him, and I JUST THOUGHT OF LIKE THE FUNNIEST IDEA of he were ever included in your Monster Mayhem series as a main love interest

WHAT IF instead of Lilia being an incomprehensible eldritch monstrosity hailing from the abyss (which is a wonderful idea on its own), it was the EXACT OPPOSITE and Lilia was actually just a Normal Guy but MC and everyone who looks at him just assumes that he's otherworldly because he's just Like That✨. Yeah maybe Lilia has red irises and slitted pupils and Yeah maybe he can't be in the sun directly or he starts to Glitter and YEAH he has fangs and pointy ears and drinks blood and flies but that's just normal dude things.

MC just keeps trying to catch Lilia and an "AHA GOTCHA" moment that somehow would out him as a Monstrosity but never manages to do it and Lilia just goes along with this fun little game because it's "so funny aha~ ❤️✌️"

dude due dude

Everyone but Lilia being a nightmare.

Everyone but Lilia being absolutely fucked in the monster worlds and just like, 'who is this evil thing that has managed to wander in amongst us eldritch horrors'

And Lilia being the only fucking just Normal Dude out of everyone is so fucking funny to me I LOVE this absolutely 11/10

Like, Lilia sittin there eating fucking bugs off the ground or hanging upside down to sleep and everyone being like 'so is he a bat demon then? that makes sense' But no he just does that. Absolutely buck wild.

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missb00bs asked:

Anon you're onto something, because i can most definely see Lilia as a chupacabra(or something like it).

Imagine you're asleep in your room, having sweet dreams when out of the sudden there's a loud painful scream, it's one of your animals. So you dart off your room, arm yourself with a gun(or whatever was close to you) and when you go check wtf happened:

There's a short man with tinted pink hair sitting on your property with your sheep in hands, bleeding to death. And somehow the little rascal has the most innocent expression ever, like he didn't just suck your sheep dry like a little juice box(atleast the equivalent of a juice box in that time). He gives you a friendly smile and waves his hand(fresh blood dripping down his fingers mind you). "Why hello there dear, did i wake you up?".

(But Lilia fits as other monster species too... in fact he fits as most of them, but at the same time not- i can see him as everything but at it also feels weird.)

You know that scene in Tangled? Where Flynn just shows up in the tower for the first time all smug and knowing? And Rapunzel just comes out of nowhere and wallops him with a frying pan? And then proceeds to panic and try and shove the unconscious body into her closet? That

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Anonymous asked:

Lilia Monster Mayhem in which Lilia is Silver's eldritch dad and MC is either an (un)fortunate daycare worker, kindergarten teacher, babysitter, or Silver's friend.

Look--even as someone who is in No Way Ready To Take Care of Herself Let Alone A Living Human Child, the maternal instinct in me whenever I imagine little baby Silver about to like, wander over the side of a cliff, or be eaten by a bear in the woods, or eat Lilia's fucking food is like. Off the walls. Always just wanna beat Lilia over the head with a rolled-up magazine and be like 'THIS. IS NOT. HOW YOU PARENT. JESUS CHRIST ON A CRACKER.' (~~especially after the shit coming out in the Diasomnia chapters holy FUCK MY DUDE. I AM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU WITH YOUR OWN ETHERNET CABLE~~) This would be such a fun and terribly relatable prompt lol

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monarchofwings asked:

Mc leaving Lilia alone for 5 seconds and seeing their kitchen on fire

Mc: what the hell happened?

Lilia: in my defense, you left me unsupervised

Mc: YOUR A GROWN ASS ADULT!!!

Lilia: and YOU left me unsupervised

To be fair, if Lilia's burned the kitchen down that saves us from having to eat whatever was in it. So, like. Win win?

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Anonymous asked:

Re: Unfathomable Lilia ™️

He could be like Jean Jacket from Nope (the big, jellyfish/paper-bag-looking thing)

I'm one of the few people who's never actually seen Nope so googling it quick and getting "The UFO, also known as Jean Jacket--" was an absolute TRIP, let me tell you

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Anonymous asked:

Lilia as a chupacabra-esk creature. Terrorizing the countryside and drinking the blood from MC's livestock. Idk just the idea MC goes to check on the animals and just nails Lilia with a baseball bat thinking he's something else and being so apologetic. Lilia follows them around since they're the only person who's ever gotten the drop on him in years.

I am indeed a sucker for that classic "you saved my life/didn't kill me? Thank you. I'm your problem now 😊" And I feel Lilia would indeed relish in being That ProblemTM

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Anonymous asked:

idk if youve ever seen the original thundercats BUT mummra (i think thats how you spell his name?) is this eldritch mummy dude that ised to be a pharaoh bound to the ancient spirits of evil that regularly shapeshifts for his own convience and i feel monster lilia would have some of the same vibes BUT ALSO my brain is just chanting mothra lilia lmaoo

MOTHRA LILIA????

M O T H R A L I L I A

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Anonymous asked:

Re: unfathomable horrors Lilia.

I raise you: Cthulhu Lilia who got tired of sleeping at the bottom of the sea (or maybe he still is and is astral projecting) and decided to go see what the mortals are up to.

Enter stage left our hero: chaotic af MC who just sews subtle seeds of chaos wherever they go and Cthulhu!Lilia sees this and says “ah yes, you exemplify the subtle tinges of chaos I wish to slowly corrupt society!” And follows chaotic MC around, popping up to conveniently help their chaotic schemes.

My only rumble to myself is that poor, mafia, boi Azul is meant to be the Undersea Monstrosity, and I am a grump about repeating things. So Lilia would have to be another abomination me thinks... Also, maybe it's the Bat Motif, but I always picture him as something out of the sky rather than the sea. But then again, space is just another ocean in the end, I suppose.

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anxiously-sidequesting asked:

I would have excitedly come into your inbox to share any idea I had about a "Monster Mayhem Lilia x Reader" but I am about as creative as bacteria so I wouldn't know what type of entity would make Lilia any more special and terrifying than he already is. So of course I'll just be consuming your already existing and incredibly written Monster Mayhem content to feed my newly-birthed brainrot aliens that sit on my braincells like beanbag chairs

I picture Lilia fully as this just... absolute abomination. I tried to touch on it a wee bit in Malleus's Monster Mayhem, where it's a perpetual rotation of "is he a demon? A fae? A Horror? What???" Because he's so... intangible? He's just a little guy. Who is capable of the worst atrocities known to man and could, at his prime, no doubt rend time and space into shattered, incomprehensible, nightmares. But he dyes his hair pink! To be fun! And loves making terrible dad jokes! He's such a strange little enigma, and therefore "Cosmic horror beyond proper comprehension who enjoys moonlighting as something cheery and perceivable" is my vote

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wnllow asked:

i have something to tell you, if lilia would ever turn into a bat he's either be a fruit bat or a flying fox.

wouldn't he though???

I am actually very dead-set in my headcannon of him being a vampire bat. One, obviously, for the MacabreTM, but also that they have this smooshed sort of pug face that looks all cute until they bare their fangs, at which point not only do they look scary af, but also become a genuine threat (even if that’s more from the spread of disease those fangs carry than, like, an actual gory demise). And that to me is very reminiscent of Lilia’s aesthetic of Tiny Terror.

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Monster Mayhem: Donkeys & Dragons [Epilogue]

Gender Neutral Reader x Malleus Draconia Word Count: 12.9k

Summary: Slay the dragon? Nah, man. Lay the dragon. Or, Dragon Courting traditions are actually very sweet, and they are going to kill you.

A/N: This is the epilogue for Donkeys & Dragons, but it can also more or less be read on its own as well! If you'd like to read only the 7k+ words of fluffier bits and not the spicier, please stop at the section that begins with '“Tell me more about your human courting traditions."'

🌶️🌶️🌶️ WARNING for Spicy Content!

READ WHAT YOU LIKE, BUT BE MINDFUL OF WHAT YOU READ

[PART 1] [PART 2] [PART 3] [PART 4] ~~[EPILOGUE]~~

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Monster Mayhem: Donkeys & Dragons [PART 4]

Gender Neutral Reader x Malleus Draconia Word Count: 6.7k

Summary: 'Never tickle a sleeping dragon.'

🌶️Obligatory Warning for Some Descriptions of Violence & Mild Suggestive Content

[PART 1] [PART 2] [PART 3] ~~[PART 4]~~ [EPILOGUE]

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Heroes vs. Villains : Diasomnia [Part 3]

Gender Neutral Reader x Diasomnia vs. Prince Stefan Word Count: 3.0k

Summary: Woe to the Ramshackle Prefect, being caught up in the drama between the Disney Villains and their respective heroes. Diasomnia Version

ie. Apparently even Crowned Princes aren’t safe from being chastised by their Grandmothers. And all the while, Prince Stefan treats you to a surprisingly heartfelt monologue.

[PART 1] [PART 2] ~~[PART 3]~~

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Heroes vs. Villains : Diasomnia [Part 2]

Gender Neutral Reader x Diasomnia vs. Prince Stefan Word Count: 3.6k

Summary: Woe to the Ramshackle Prefect, being caught up in the drama between the Disney Villains and their respective heroes. Diasomnia Version

ie. The Festival of Roses continues, pissy dragons and all. Or alternatively, Prince Stefan seems to have zero sense of self-preservation to speak of.

[PART 1] ~~[PART 2]~~ [PART 3]

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Heroes vs. Villains : Diasomnia

Gender Neutral Reader x Diasomnia vs. Prince Stefan Word Count: 3.9k

Summary: Woe to the Ramshackle Prefect, being caught up in the drama between the Disney Villains and their respective heroes. Diasomnia Version

ie. Wherein Malleus invites you along to Briar Valley's Festival of Roses and Sebek drives you to near insanity. Thankfully (?) getting lost in the chaos means you meet another wayward soul.

~~[PART 1~~] [PART 2] [PART 3]

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