Obama, Putin and Mubarak were meeting to solve the Egyptian crisis, and suddenly God appears... and he says, "I am ending the world in two days. Go tell your peoples." Obama holds a press conference and says: "American people, I have some good news, and some bad news..." "The good news is that GOD EXISTS!" "The bad news is that he is ending the world in two days" Putin goes on national TV and says: "I have two pieces of bad news, People of Russia..." "God exists, and he is ending the world in two days" Mubarak goes on national TV and says... "My Egyptian people, I have two pieces of very good news tonight..." "One, I spent the day in peace talks with God..." "Two, I will be your president until the end of time!"