Fairy girls🌠

Bacon Bard doodles from my Breakfast discord. Just experimenting with a more detailed style for the characters.

Ahhhh, nothing quite like introducing an American to the Northern Territory’s “C U in the N T” tourism marketing campaign and watching their face engage in a slapdash performance of every emotion known to man in the span of about three seconds

This is a sample for those not familiar:

Why the FU CK would it stand for 'New Texas'?!

“Beets” by textile designer Suzie Zuzek, 1972 Watercolor, ink, and graphite on paper

Feeling like a sims 1 sim.

How do you know that ? (Unmute !)

Transcript:

Man (filming): uhhh who did you say did the electrical work?

Old lady: oh, that would be my nephew Thomas, he’s very handy

Man: yeah, uh, what year did his house burn down?

Old lady: that would be about two years ag- how did you know the house burned down???

Man: had a feeling— video cuts off

Vídeo description: the camera pans over a mess of wires connected haphazardly

Embroidered Skirt Border

Embroidered wool on wool, between 1920-60 by Oline Nilsdotter Øverland.

Photo: Vest-Telemark Museum

yeah, this is my pet knight, she's a rescue. i gave her a brief act of mercy and she followed me home and sat outside my door to guard me from intruders. she swore her undying allegiance to me in exchange for a gift of grace and now she sleeps at the foot of my bed and weeps when im late coming home. and yeah, she only eats wet food because she's a snob, also.

I copy pasted parts of this but I do hand letter everything, because while I'm trying to work easier as I'm chronically ill, I am still chronically stupid

letting the nostalgia have its way with me

— Haruki Murakami (b. 12 January 1949)

automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN

the world is running out of glassblowers and yet you want to become a fucking doctor

One of the most jarring moments of my university education was in a physics class when I was given a device that measures gravity and was told “this cost the university sixteen thousand dollars, but the only glass blower in the world who could make the glass springs inside it died so it’s literally irreplaceable. If you drop it those springs will shatter. Go fuck around with it for a day and take some measurements”

Frog amulet/seal, Egypt, Late Period, 1069-664 BC

from The Louvre