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that weird butch you like is walking around shirtless in its room eating a bagel
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Great work you dipshits.
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There's just so much I don't know about Tolkien's work
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oblivion is game of the year, every year
(reads bottom to top)
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the tv show cash cab used to give me anxiety because it made me think about this situation where i would be having a really shitty day like i just got yelled at at work or something and when i’m trying to get home this bald dude and his disco ceiling would drive me around in a circle and force me to answer trivia questions
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just had an absolutely atrocious thought
Notes are in complete agreement
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Teeth weak as fuck why can't you be like bones
Bones: with time I will mend this fracture stronger then ever. You were wise to put your faith in me.
Teeth: auuggh pleeasseee get this granule of sugar awaaayy from meee I am MELTING and BURNING nnnNNOOO you are cleaning me TOO HARD;! aaaiughh my fucking enamellll one billion cavities for you!!! Your sins against me are PERMANENT you SICK BITCH
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being clumsy in fiction: Oops sorry the author didn't want to give me any real character flaws to make up for how adorably perfect I am, so I've got this cute little quirk where I trip on my own feet sometimes! uwu
being clumsy in real life: Hey sorry I broke everything in vicinity, it's not because I don't love you or value your property, I just. fuckign suck at having hands.
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people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.
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it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat
This princess forgot about super glue
sorry i am a dumb bitch
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Showing my cock things it's never seen before
1. The inside of a sprite can
2. h..hopital
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animals are quite funny.. you show them a Thing and theyre like "ok i will Sniff this"..
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i know i talk about pokemon go a lot but like. the summer of 2016 where pokemon go was released? i’ve never seen anything like it in my life. shit was absolutely insane
i gave my phone to a stranger who jumped a fence to get a clefairy that was in a restricted area
I had a baby that summer and all the pictures we took of him for two whole months include a pokemon
all of them. are. like. this