Barely alive, but I'll give it a try.

I love how the NPCs can’t keep track of when you’ve been married to one of their kids for like 3 years??

me: hm voltron ended so there’s a possibility that a huge part of the fandom will die out and i won’t have to ever see this kind of toxic fandom drama on my dash again :)

me, realizing vld fans could move on to the dragon prince and she-ra fandom:

DIY Sun Goddess

I feel attacked

people assume i know what i’m doing just bc i’m tall

this is the true gen z experience

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. she’s very sweet and going through a Breakup Mood™️ after being cheated on. she’s coming over to my gf and I’s annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence

my gf thinks it’s funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man

i know the “ok tumblr children please here are the rules to twitter and please behave” posts are so patronizing and dumb but some of you NEED to know that your likes are public

everyone remembers ted cruz liking MILF porn on the anniversary of 9/11 so this post is pointless

anyone else looking at ceratosoma amoenums while crying.

ouughgh…

ooough

<3

shout out to this skyrim npc who wants to go on Pegging Adventures with me

someone just requested a 30-50 second sketch animatic for $10

*emerges from darkness* I’m so sorry guys that I’m not so active recently, but I’m really overwhelmed from my works @__@ summer+ september/october are the worst for me.

BTW!! Here’s the commission for the sweetiest of the sweets asolitaryrose, of her gorgeous inquisitor Haddiyah and Josephine  ♥ ♥ ♥

I love drawing stuff like thisssss mmlmml  ♥

regardless on whether tumblr follows through with the nsfw ban or not there is a 100% chance that “female presenting nipples” will become a cards against humanity white card

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

Im like 99% sure this is reposted under a different account cuz sixpence made it last time????

This is my original post

measuring ur hand against someone else’s is top notch romance