dear diary

brought a kiss to the knife fight

Having a cold as an adult is so pathetic. I feel like I shouldn’t be able to get sick anymore, I’ve reached a certain age where I should not sniffle anymore

Sick AGAIN. who invented viruses for adults I need to talk. Like wdym I’m skipping school during deadline week because I have a fever. Go awayyyyy

chattin...

Leafs @ Blues | 11.02.24

Alright I’ll bite. What’s an election

That sounds scary I hope that shit doesn’t happen to me

I always hate it when people are all “so do you go to school, or are you working, or” and I either have to

So my therapist was like, “You don’t have to do either. You can just say you haven’t worked in a while because you’re recovering from an illness.”

I tried it when the home inspector was here today, and it fucking worked. He was like, “oh, I’m sorry, are you doing better now,” and I’m like yeah, and don’t worry, it’s not contagious, awkward laugh, and we moved on.

MY THERAPIST. IS A GENIUS. Because it is an illness, so it’s not a lie to say that, and it’s also none of his business to know specifically what it is, and I clearly don’t want to give more details, so we should move on from this topic. MY THERAPIST IS A GODDAMN GENIUS.

Dude I needed this. I never know what to say when people ask if I work because I’m severely disabled and don’t work.

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE HOLY SHIT

To add, this works on job interviews too.  I once had to answer the ‘so whats up with this gap of 8 months in your resume where you were unemployed?” and I just said I had suffered an illness and I needed time to recover.

It’s easy enough, not a lie, and puts them on edge enough that they usually don’t go digging.

Neil promised Andrew ANYTHING as long as he closed off the goal and Andrew asked him to take his shirt off - the closet is fucking glass

got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style

I log into tumblr dot com and see TWO people rebloghing the same post about the same meme and know something is UP

@tiredofsatansbullshit @edjectedly

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

i genuinely think that physically it’s easier to have hard conversations when you’re both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also

I just saw a post that deeply annoyed me because it went, "Here's a story that's like a Regency romance, but I FIXED it by making the characters sexually liberated and shame-free and polyamorous!"

This is like saying, "Here's a story that's like a thriller, but I FIXED it by having the serial killer go to therapy instead of trapping victims in his evil maze and dismembering them."

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The thing a lot of people don't seem to get is that the entire appeal of a Regency romance is watching a deeply repressed, perfectly controlled, buttoned up, straight-laced person who has never expressed an emotion before fall so hard for someone that something in them just breaks and they come completely unhinged.

It's a very specific kink that this genre is tapping into.

People who think the characters in a Regency novel are boring are missing the whole point. The characters are supposed to be boring, right up until they fall so madly in love that it drives them insane, at which point they become very interesting. Regency romance novelists are doing the writing equivalent of putting plain white featureless uncooked whole eggs in a microwave and waiting for them to explode.

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

i love how kevin day's role is that of the dead wife that haunts the narrative (in aftg AND tsc) even tho he isn't dead idk if you see the vision

GIVE HIM HIS HUG

where my hug at son vs he know where home at daughter

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

little miss awful body temperature regulation is sick again

oh someone at the guardian has lost the will to live

christ (source)