I'm getting a German Shepherd puppy and low-key just wanna do LW n Dogmeat cosplays with my girl.

Questions I'd ask the companions

My main issue with Fallout 4 is that like half of the companion's names start with C or D.

Fallout 4 AU

everything's the same except dogmeat is a pom

Fallout 4 Companions as text posts

Person going through my browsing history: Jesus Christ you spend a lot of time on Pornhub Me: *struggles to explain that I was watching Fallout 4 gameplay*

Companions as high school students

Cait: That one really hot girl that’s also really intimidating because she tries to kick everyone’s ass. Literally never at school because she’s always suspended.

Codsworth: that one really nice kid that everyone takes advantage of. Like, hey, Codsworth, can you do my ten page essay for me? “Of course. Anytime. I’m always happy to help my fellow student.”

Curie: That really smart person that everyone secretly resents because how the hell did you get an A on that test, Curie?! How the hell!

Danse: The hardcore jock. Plays every damn sport that school offers and gets really aggressive in gym class when people aren’t being a total try hard like him. Calm down there, Danse. Chill. This is not the Olympics, bud.

Dogmeat: He’s a dog, so…

Deacon: He’d be that really weird class clown. He’s always pulling weird pranks and once he puts all of the staplers in the school in jell-o and everyone’s like how the liggity lick did you get EVERY stapler encased in jell-o in one night and why the hell aren’t you suspended????!??! Also, on Halloween, he shows up in a Teletubbies costume and plays that creepy song from Halloween on the guitar through that halls all day.

Hancock: He’s that stoner in the back of the classroom that never has a pencil. You give him a new one every damn day, but he somehow loses it by third period. Seriously?! WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING THESE PENCILS THAT YOU LOSE THEM EVERY DAMN PERIOD?!??!

MacCready: He’s that dude who’s constantly sassing the teacher, yet never gets sent down the office. Never has his homework. Apparently doesn’t sleep at home because he’s always napping on his desk and no one seems to care??

Nick Valentine: he’s that adorable kinda dorky guy that you can talk to and flirt with for all four years of high school and become bests friends with him. But he won’t date you no matter what and you’re just kinda there like :/

Piper: Super friendly and nice chick that has a ton of friends. Everyone tells her their secrets and stuff, but she can’t keep her mouth shut and pretty soon everyone knows about what Jennifer did at Ryan’s house last night.

Preston Garvey: Total sweetheart guy that helps people out when they’re freaking about a presentation they’re doing in an hour. Always stands up for people being bullied and people love him bc he’s just so damn nice.

Strong: He’s that kid thats kinda scary and flips a desk in a fit of rage and then gets expelled for throwing a microscope at the biology teacher.

X6-88: I don’t know I just see him as that one really sassy band kid who literally is always just completely stone-faced, but he always makes salty-assed to everyone comments and no one can tell if he’s being serious or not.

New Vegas Companions meet fo4 companions

I started thinking about this and I just needed to make a post about what I think would happen. Cass, Cait, and Hancock would off in some sleazy corner having the party of the year. They'd all be trying Cass's moonshine, drunk off their tits. Cait and Cass would be trying to arm wrestle each other and talk shit on people they've gotten into fights with before. I also think that Cass and Hancock would inevitably sleep together. Veronica would be talking to Danse about the Brotherhood's mission in the Commonwealth and asking all sorts of questions about what sort of technologies they've acquired. I also kinda feel like Veronica and Piper would hit it off immediately. Raul and Nick are probably sitting next to each other on a bench, both complaining about how their too old for this. Arcade and Deacon would be having lengthy discussions about shit they've learned. Deacon would be lying constantly, but Arcade would continually eat it up. Curie and Arcade also bond over medicine, sharing their theories and ideas with each other. Inevitably, I feel as though Cass would attempt to beat the shit out of X6-88 out of like massive anger at the Institute. She'd lose of course and X6 would make some casually toned threat as he walks away. MacCready would try telling his sad life story to the other sad sniper. No one would listen and then just bring up the fact that at least MacCready got to have a child. Then there'd be a really awkward silence between them. Lilly would be desperately attempting to teach Strong manners. It wouldn't work out. Rex would be flipping his shit because of all the people in hats. I like to think Boone would be the first to take a huge liking to Dogmeat, but he mostly hides it. Codsworth is having a genuine conversation with ED-E in that robot language that apparently exists Preston would probably just tell everyone about new settlements that are in need of help.