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Questions I'd ask the companions

Cait: where the fook did yar accent cohm frohm?
Codsworth: why r u shaped like a metal friend?
Curie: Does this mole look weird to you?
Danse: why ya wanna look like a metal garbage can all the time?
Deacon: why u always lyinnn
Dogmeat: WHO'S A GOOD BOY
Hancock: why do you just wanna fucking cosplay all the time? Don't you get bored???
MacCready: how the fuck dare you call someone someone a mungo??????!?!?!
Nick: if ur such a good detective, how many fingers am I holding up behind my back??
Piper: where you get all these sweet treats?
Preston: will there ever be an end to these missions. ... asking for a friend.
Strong: big guy, what u see up there???
X6-88: so, like, are you Into fancy lads snack cakes?
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COMPANIONS AS THINGS FROM MY SOPHOMORE DIARY

Cait: "This bitch ended up slapping me afterwards, and being the smart ass I am, I asked if it was the best she could do. Fun fact: it wasn't!"
Codsworth: "Technology these days."
Curie: "My insanely hot science teacher taught us about eukaryotic cells. I don't know which I was into more."
Danse: "My mom told me that all those twinkies would go straight to my ass. Like, ma, everybody luv da booty."
Deacon: "I got grounded today. Apparently, wearing an afro wig for picture day isn't a good idea."
Dogmeat: "Dogs are fucking great."
Hancock: "I got invited to smoke weed on the school roof earlier. I said no, but this chick showed me her marijuana anyway and it was really just parsley. I love high school."
MacCready: "I'm young and hella broke."
Nick: "I asked them if I was attractive because they're brutally honest douchecanoes. And they legit gave me the best compliment ever. Like they were like, "No, but your personality makes you hot.'"
Piper: "I may or may not have written fan-fiction about (friend's name) and (friend's name)."
Preston: "Oh my goodness. I'm gonna hang out with friends tomorrow and I'm so pumped because I usually don't have those."
Strong: "I spilled milk and winded up crying for an hour."
X6-88: "Um, I had an emotion. What the fuck?"
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Let's say the companions found television shows from our era. I just kinda thought about the companions and decided what sort of shows they'd be into.
Cait: American Horror Story. It's kinda dark and twisted, but she just loves something about it.
Codsworth: American Pickers, Pawn Stars, Antiques Road Show. The antiques make him nostalgic to better days.
Curie: Grey's Anatomy (though she is very confused by the drama of the operation room because she read it was a very calm and quiet environment), House M.D. She's very much into the doctor shows.
Danse: American Ninja Warrior, wilderness survival shows, anything that's about mankind pushing itself to the physical limit. He likes to believe that be could accomplish most of the feats done by
Deacon: Spy shows. Chuck, Burn Notice, Nikita. Loves 'em.
Hancock: Weeds, Orange Is The New Black.
MacCready: Gotham, Arrow, The Flash, Dare Devil, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., etc. In case you forget, he's a NERD!
Nick: CSI, NCIS Castle… All of the detective shows. All of them
Piper: Pretty Little Liars because the truth always comes out and she loves that so much.
Preston: Hardcore Firefly fan. Loves the whole space western thing.
Strong: The Walking Dead. He's usually rooting for the walkers.
X6-88: Dollhouse. The technologies and concepts shown in the show are similar to those of the institute. Its familiar and home-y. Also low-key into Keeping Up With the Kardashians. But, he'd never admit it.
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