Babe are u ok i noticed youre ugly asf with a worthless life
Death to all slow walkers
she okay yayed too close to the sun
Fragrance stores are such a vibe without a worker in your ear telling you "that ones for women"
whenever i eat a fruit salad it makes me feel like im someone's pet lizard and its my birthday
everyone having pretty good days *rubs my hands together* its my turn
Soo embarrassing to call out of work when you actually need to
cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin
Kitten, fourth leaf in the album Li-tai Hua-fu-Chi (Album of Paintings from Various Dynasties), Song dynasty (960-1279), Collection of the National Palace Museum, Taipei, Taiwan
Proust’s longest translated sentence
depiction of high energy cosmic rays hitting earth’s atmosphere