Okay, I'm going to say this because no one else is going to but if Rick thinks he hates Negan, now, that boy ain't seen nothing yet. I'm, granted, only starting Season 8 but just imagine this scene, will you? So, they're trapped in some empty warehouse with nothing but each other, no guns and no Lucille. Negan's gonna get real colorful really quick and I don't mean that in the violent way.
Rick: *punches and kicks the door after slamming his shoulder into it which did nothing*
Rick: DAMNIT!
Negan: Ah, that's too bad. It looks like we're going to be trapped here for a while. Just you, me, and plenty of time to fondle each other's balls. Even better, Lucille isn't here to interrupt us. *gets real close to Rick* You're all mine.
Rick: *looks at him like he's insane*
Rick: I'm not touching your balls!
Negan: Oh, we'll see about that. Who knows, you might change your mind. *breaks fourth wall, looking dead ass into the camera* Until then-
I will leave the rest to your imagination. I need help. You have no clue how bad I actually want to see this happen. Seductive little prick.
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