Welcome to my Hell

destiel never working out is really funny because it’s objectively really easy to fuck dean. even crowley managed. they went steady for a while. you’re telling me an angel fumbled this bag

dean: hey just wanted to let you know ill fuck anything that moves. anything with a pulse really. i don’t even have an age barrier whatever goes goes. crowley used to fingerbang me in parking lots. one time i was getting arrested and it made me consider lifting my no-cops rule

castiel not hearing a word: if only it werent for.. my nature..

You forgot about Benny and Ketch. Also, very valid.