Negan: So, what? You're her personal bodyguard, now. Didn't know an eleven year old needed a bodyguard. Then again, I never did understand how you guys run things. Hell, you lost the kid.
Daryl: *visibly fighting fustration* I said, be quiet.
Negan: Alright, sheesh. I was just trying to make some small talk but if you don't want to talk, that's fine. The silence has been killing me, though.
Daryl: (under his breath) I will kill you if you don't fucking shut up.
Negan: *chuckles*
Daryl: *grabs Negan by the collar of his shirt, pins him to a nearby tree, and uses his free hand to cover Negan's mouth (as a precaution)*
[A small group of walkers passes them just ahead]
Daryl: *finally releases Negan*
Negan: Damn there, Daddy. Never thought you were the sort to start pinning people down. *chuckles* Oh, wait. That's right. No, it's Rick that wouldn't do that. You on the other hand- *whistles*
Daryl: I told you to be quiet. We're not wasting our supplies unless we have to and YOU are going to get us killed. *sighs, deeply* We should keep moving. It's getting close to sundown.
Negan: The kid can watch after herself for a night. How about you and me make camp, see what tonight has in store, and pick this up in the morning?
Daryl: *shoots him a dangerous look* (thinks, is he seriously hitting on me right now?)
Negan: *shrugs, rising his hands in surrender with a big grin on his face* By all means, *moves his hand outward* lead the way.
[Daryl scoffs but keep on moving, Negan following close behind.] {After about fifteen minutes...}
Negan: *starts whistling to break the uneasy silence*
Daryl: *shoots him a dangerous look*
Negan: *stops but gets a rhythm in his head in a couple minutes later* *decides to dance to said rhythm while walking and swinging his beloved Lucille as he does so*
Daryl: *rolls his eyes and tries to ignore him* *makes sure to put an extra two feet in between them so that Negan can't "accidentally" hit him*
This is just a little skit from one of my upcoming TWD fanfics. Basically, just know it's like Season 12 and I'm ignoring the canon of that general time and am doing my own thing. Don't ask how any of this shit is happening, just accept it. So, what's going on here (not to spoil too much), well, Judith goes missing and these two jackasses set off to find her. She's fine, don't worry. Just ran off (again). RJ is safe with Aaron. I'm not going to get into much else.
