Okay, but what if he were to kill you politely?
"I'm going to help you on the ceiling, now, okay? Yeah, that's it. Good girl. I always did have a soft spot for you, you know? See you on the other side." *proceeds to set your body on fire*
Can your man do that? I didn't think so.
#i am mental and i know it but i dont care#i think ive won in this department dont you think#and not just him either but hes a perfect example either way#fangirl fantasies#dark thoughts#spn headcanon#my headcanons#azazel#fredric lehne#ideal ways to die#hell kill you politely#and enjoy every minute of it#i love him