the thing about mr darcy. is that everything he does he does because of his eldest sibling syndrome. it's so important that he has a younger sister and it's so important that she's 16 and it's so important that their parents are dead. it's so important that georgaina is friendly and cheerful and that he hates everyone. it's so important that he loathes wickham for what he did to her and gets involved to stop him from destroying lizzy's younger sister's life. it's so important that he moves bingley away because he thinks he's about to get his heart broken. it's so important that bingley is a lot like georgiana. like seriously darcy is an asshole because he's an eldest sibling and he's so so sweet because he's an eldest sibling that's the whole point

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our beautiful rail line... (so far)

BEHOLD!

Public transport!

i stitched together the full reblog map after 5 solid minutes of pressing "load more reblogs". Good job, tumblr, here's our railway!

This is the kind of effective usable transit that doesn't exist in most North American Cities

The girls in my phone

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girls will be boys

boys will be girls

fascists will be shot

Michael “I’m Batman” Keaton

i think that every child should have unrestricted access to thick blackberry brambles or some other delicious fruit that grows encased in a painful fortress. i think wading through thorns to reach the cluster of shining ripe berries you spied through a gap between the tangled vines teaches you something important. not sure what though

i just know no fruit has ever tasted as sweet as the ones i ate while bleeding under the blistering summer sun

@crunch-barr do u know what ur tags r doing to me rn. this is the epitome of love

as a child of the willamette valley and a resident of a neighborhood that had an abandoned drive in theater i am fully versed in blackberry jungle navigation. the old movie screen was huge and every inch of the support structure was totally wrapped in blackberry. the fence around the place too. and the forest along the logging road.

once i fell straight onto a dried out snarl of thorns that had semi flattened over the years on the hillside. i was spread eagled on the thorns, so that when I squirmed to get part of me off the thorns, it only dug the claws in deeper somewhere else.

none of my friends could even get close to reach for me, and the hill slant made it impossible to sit up properly since my head was pointing downhill.

that was the day i learned nature can be a real bitch kitty. i accepted the thorns and let them bite in while got myself free.

i went home that day full of bloody holes and with a new respect for blackberries. lifeblood for lifeblood, the trade was fair.

Blackberries are the earthly manifestation of a small god of sacrifices and fair trades.

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

Be a cheerleader for your friends

Not many people are aware of this, but Mount Tahoma, otherwise known as Mount Rainier, is slowly but surely moving closer to the city everyday. Beginning in 2020, volcanologists noticed that the enormous peak had begun to slowly shift toward Seattle, and with her speed recently increasing, they fear we shall soon face the crushing forces of millions of tons of rock and soil as she razes through our beautiful city on her unstoppable path.

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

I love that in the time since Twilight was big we've learned that Kristen Stewart is actually a fantastic actress and super cool human being and all the hate against her was unwarranted and rooted in misogyny while also discovering Robert Pattinson is yes a good actor but also one of the weirdest people alive

Star trek episodes where a character gets introduced and one of the main ones falls in love with them are very funny because at the end its like. Uh oh the love of my life just got blasted exploded in space!!! Ah well anyways. Space, the final frontier, these are the

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