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@dewitty1 / dewitty1.tumblr.com

I was never attention's sweet center...BOURGEOIS DEGENERATE!Problematic Bisexual...Drarry Fic rec blog (ෆ ͒•∘̬• ͒)◞ Forever shipping Drarry (⁎⁍̴ڡ⁍̴⁎) Blog Est 2010
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vetmedirl

I’m sorry but the least realistic thing about these images is the idea that we’d just be cool with a cat making our meal as pictured. That chef’s hat is insufficient hairloss protection in the kitchen. Not to mention the seasonality of shedding. A beard guard at least is required. My goodness.

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greelin

i love my mother dearly but ability-wise she frightens me bc not only can she find 20 four leaf clovers within the span of like 2 minutes, everywhere, she can also write her name w/ both hands on a dry erase board or w/e at the exact same time and have both be a mirror image of one another

to add to this: i was making breakfast this morning and i hear “hey milo! look who came to say hello!” and, expecting like, a moth or a frog or something of that nature, i turn and she’s holding a snake

Yer ma’s a witch. Be nice to her

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