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GIFTOBER 2023

DAY THIRTY-ONE: FREE CHOICE

A timeline of DONALD GLOVER and MILES MORAELS

happy hanukkah to PETER PARKER

Well @zawarudio , while he isn’t particularly religious and will participate in Christian celebrations like Christmas, I wouldn’t go as far as to call him Christian. In fact I would go as far as to outright say he’s Jewish

We can start with his constant use of yiddish

Which we can follow up with him participating in the Shavout as well as being shown wearing a Kippa. Which certainly implies more than just a vague familiarity with Judaism

Not to mention that his creator (Stan Lee) was Jewish, and Spiderman is supposed to be the superhero most appliable to Stan Lee himself.

And we can finish with the very direct and definitive answer given by one of Spidermans comic book writers Brian Michael Bendis

SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE | PART ONE, 2022

Henry Cavill & Tom Holland on The Graham Norton Show.

Spider Man: Into The Spider Verse (2018)

Peter Parker

Holy bad take, Batman!

Okay, first, Sony has made a mixed bag of Spider-Man films (Spider-Man 1 and 2 are good, Spider-Man 3 is a trashfire, Amazing Spider-Man is bleh, Amazing Spider-Man 2 is…less of a trashfire than Spider-Man 3, and Into the Spider-Verse is a fucking masterpiece) while the MCU has had their own missteps (looking at you Age of Ultron and Civil War)

But let’s put that aside, because this whole framing that it is the fans who are suffering because these two companies can’t get along is so bad.  The film industry right now is not in a healthy place for lots of reasons and Disney’s growing monopoly is a huge part of that.  The merger with Fox was full of fanboys being like “yay now Wolverine can join the Avengers” but the reality of it is that there is now less studio resources to devote to new projects and huge layoffs at Fox’s film division.  Disney is a very conservative company in the sense that they devote energy to proven products and take few real risks.  A real effect it’s had is that the market is overflowing with blockbuster sequels to the properties they’ve acquired.  Like, go look at any geek list of anticipated films coming in the next five years and count how many of them are either Disney or Disney owned companies.  Sure, they aren’t totally to blame for the death of the mid-budget film but boy howdy are they making that problem so, so much worse.  

This is also not a case of Sony being greedy and taking their ball and going home.  Reports seem to indicate that it is Disney either making unreasonable demands and/or backing out of the deal first because they couldn’t get Sony to make more concessions.  And it is definitely Disney that’s hiring sock-puppet proxies online to spread a huge amount of those “you can’t take Peter away, he and Tony have suffered to much” posts.  Not all of those kinds of posts are like that, not by a long shot (for instance, this one) but Disney is more than willing to leverage that fan outrage to try to screw over a rival company.  And I’ve seen a lot of fans on twitter hoping that Disney just buys Sony, which would be horrible.

So back to the first part:  it doesn’t matter who makes better films about a teenager who swings around New York because in the real world the villain is Disney chocking out their competition and flooding the market with blockbuster sequels to all the properties they’ve acquired.

i feel like tumblr would expose super heroes secret identities real fast with all its crazy ass jokes

I can’t reblog without these tags? These are an integral part of the post.

Everyone in Peter’s class gets super hyped when they see Spider-Man on the news the day before an exam because that teacher will just coincidentally forget every copy of the test at home, what a shame, guess you all have one more night to study oh well,,,,,, if any of you were doing important things yesterday it’s real lucky you get this extra time to prepare,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

No no no, imagine this, but on an angstier level.

Post-IW, Peter has awful PTSD because duh. The wrong thing being brought up can trigger flashbacks and memories and he hates it.

Peter’s classmates all saw Spider-Man disappear with Iron Man onto the big spaceship donut and didn’t come back until after everyone was brought back from dust. They don’t know what happened to him and they’re sure they probably don’t want to know. So they take extra care to try and not accidentally trigger anything for him.

Someone mentions Footloose and Peter nearly loses it on the spot? The entire class makes the collective decision to never bring it up again, who cared about the movie anyways.

A list in the Discord serve is complied of every possible trigger for Peter. Anything from words that make him jumpy, to topics that make him need to run to the bathroom and have a panic attack. It’s extensive and constantly updated, but it’s worth it. If Spider-Man is going to protect New York, the least they can do is try to protect Spider-Man.

This post got so much better but so much worse

I have tears in my eyes

So Spiderman is 15 but have U seen Tom Holland at 15???

CAN U IMAGINE THIS ACTUAL BABY FIGHTING THANOS IM CRYING HE LOOKS LIKE HES 10

“I would have a lemonade with, uh, Spider-Man. We would connect, you know what I’m saying? We’re both the same age. He’s cool, I’m cool. […] I’ll probably help him with his suit and try to improve it behind Tony Stark’s back.” — Letitia Wright

“I think Peter would love it. It would be brilliant to have our characters meet up, it would be so funny.” — Tom Holland

Can

They

Not

Be

So

Cute

Sweet

Hot

And 

Adorable?