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This European Eagle Owl’s tippy taps

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It’s hard work being an Official Ministry Mail Man Owl Wrangler.

Lord, why did he have to get THE BIGGEST ONE THERE?! Lmaooooo. There was absolutely NO need for that.

Owls are masters of disguise, blending seamlessly into their surroundings. 

These trees appear to be judging me.

There’s no owl in that 6th pic

sneaky

a process of events

and there’s two in the fourth image.

THERE’S TWO IN THE FOURTH IMAGE

omg there’s two in the fourth image

Barn owl twins

Stupid little thing but... The Golden Trio (or I thought the owls from some drawings ago where too cute to just be in the background)

I thought I’d post some of the pets from Shifting Lines too!!

In order:

Lily’s owl Elizabeth, Peter’s owl Cocoa, James’s owl Godric, and Sirius’s owl Filibuster.

From Shifting Lines

These are by WoodenSuitcase

Can someone please tell me what it means when an owl LITERALLY fucking swims towards you and then stares you down??

Like look at it?? Literally flew past me and my my friend, it was so close that the wings touched our faces.

It’s reminding you to do your Duolingo practice

The real answer is that it really wants you to go away

That’s a fledgling great horned owl, they’re known for being generally ballsy and aggressive, and owls have been known to both climb trees and swim through still water in a pinch

Most likely full scenario: the bird was practicing flying, but it fell because it’s still a kid and they do that. It probably fell in/by the water. It then was like Oh Damn Oh Jesus and decided it was not in fact a duck and headed to shore, saw you, and was utterly offended but confused on what to do. So it decided to Square Up and face you like the hellbeast it is.

The pose it’s taking in the pic is one I affectionately call Full Orb. A fully orbed owl is 100% READY to FIGHT 1v1 no items final destination. You were probably its first up close encounter with a human, and since birds tend to associate larger animals with predators, it tried to make itself look as big as possible to make sure you know what’s up. It was staring you down because it was waiting to see you make the first move in the dual or flee in fear from its superior owl might.

This reply made this post 101x better

me: oh hello little owl

owl: i will fuck you up

여어- 히싸씨부리 （ ɔ̸ᴉʇɐ͟N͞さんのツイート ）

“NAFTER NOON!”

Howdy y'all!