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Witches On Tinder

by Gemma Correll

[ID: Series of classic western horror-themed drawings, titled Monstrously Good Self Care Tips. The first reads “Stay hydrated” and shows a pointy eared Dracula smiling and holding the corpse of someone he has just drunk from.

The second reads “Focus on your growth” and shows a werewolf smiling mid-transformation, their clothes being ripped apart as they grow.

The third reads “Spend quality time with friends” and shows three witches and two small winged demons dancing and holding hands to form a circle.

The fourth reads “Believe in your self” and shows a Bigfoot with white fur walking and pointing to the words with a content look on their face.

The fifth reads “Exercise your demons” and shows three demons, like those dancing with the witches. One is doing sit ups, another using a hula hoop, and another using bar bells.

The sixth and last drawing reads “Let go of what’s holding you back” and shows a ghost leaving the body of a dead person. /End description]

Credit to and edited by Mark & Chris Wournell (2008)

Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly

Barbie - Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”

Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

well you did ask

Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN

Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.

plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.

Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.

Tumblr is a multipolyhedron and we keep discovering newer sides.

Either that or it’s an infinite onion.

Lmao at ur tags @rigidly-controlled-dragon

Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly

Happy early Halloween, whatever’s left of the Drarry fandom!

found the killer post again bc i lost it

omfg that is just too adorable

This kitteh having a little halloween adventure is one of my favourite posts of all time :)

Every fall like clockwork this photo set pops up and we all must reblog it

You know it’s getting close to Halloween when you see it appear :D

This will always be one of my favorite comics ever. It gives me warm fuzzies~

my heart….

Oh little baby kitty ❤️

Alright fine I’ll reblog this one…

my heart is being sent to space

I found out earlier this year that the artist, Heather Franzen Rutten, sells this comic in an adorable little pinted book! You can buy it and support the artist here: https://www.heatherfranzen.com/shop

A better story about children’s fears.

That is a favorite bedtime book in this house, and its precious paper copy was well worth the $12.

I’m delighted to see that this post has over a million notes!  (!)

Happy Halloween 🎃